The self-proclaimed hero of socialist labor was overcome with grief early Wednesday morning when he realized his only reader did not wish him a happy birthday. Witnesses reported that the three-piece suit clad attorney slumped into his over-stuffed leather chair and sobbed. This conduct went unnoticed due to the regularity with which this behavior is witnessed. After being asked by a disinterested but brown-nosing secretary why he was distraught, the hero replied, "its nothing". Upon being pressed, the hero decided to make up a less embarssing lie to explain his snivelling and whimpering. "It's nothing", he said. "Somebody stole my Hanson CD collection."
Meanwhile, somewhere in Illinois, or Indiana, or whatever its not-ohio, the Reader enjoyed a cup of coffee unaware of his misdeeds.
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What makes you think I was unaware.
muuyahaa-ha-ha-ha
Then again, you might ask, what makes me think you're referring to me?
Well...since you asked. You said your "only reader". If that statement's true, and I know I read your blog, then you MUST be referring to me.
Pure logic Watson...or Doug, whatever.
p.s. You could probably prove yourself wrong with one of these
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